JESUS CHRISTI ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD
me
im so sexy
Anonymous: WILL YOU MAKE OUT WITH ME?
Only if you dye your hair and wear black and your name is Elle.
“Rage courses in every heart, yearning to betray its rational prison.”
“The past is the foundation for all that exists in the present. We merely reconstruct what our ancestors have already discovered.”
“How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads, to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams.”
—Bram Stoker, Dracula
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Twilight Of The Gods
After removal of some flesh/brain, soaking in hydrogen peroxide.
1 day soak in hydrogen peroxide
